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The general idea of this skit is to drag it on as long as possible And the hired hand ends every statement with "and your dog died"

Farmer: I just got back from a long trip. Since you're my hired hand I have to ask, did anything happen on the farm while I was gone?

Hired Hand: Nope, no real news. Except your dog died.

Farmer: My dog died? How did that happen?

Hired Hand: He ate some burnt horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: Where did he get the burnt horse meat?

Hired Hand: Your horse burned in a fire. And your dog ate some burnt horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: How did the horse burn in a fire?

Hired Hand: The barn burned down. And the horse burned in a fire. And your dog ate some burned horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: How did the barn burn down?

Hired Hand: The barn burned from the sparks in the air. And the barn burned down. And the horse burned in a fire. And your dog ate some burned horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: Why were there sparks in the air?

Hired Hand: The sparks came from the house fire. And the barn burned from the sparks in the air. And the barn burned down. And the horse burned in a fire. And your dog ate some burned horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: How did the house catch on fire?

Hired Hand: The house caught on fire from the candles. And the sparks came from the house fire. And the barn burned from the sparks in the air. And the barn burned down. And the horse burned in a fire. And your dog ate some burned horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: Why were there candles burning?

Hired Hand: The candles were burning because of the funeral. And the house caught on fire from the candles. And the sparks came from the house fire. And the barn burned from the sparks in the air. And the barn burned down. And the horse burned in a fire. And your dog ate some burned horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: getting more agitated each time Whose funeral?

Hired Hand: It was your mother's funeral. And the candles were burning because of the funeral. And the house caught on fire from the candles. And the sparks came from the house fire. And the barn burned from the sparks in the air. And the barn burned down. And the horse burned in a fire. And your dog ate some burned horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: How did my mother die?

Hired Hand: The shock of the news caused her death. And so it was your mother's funeral. And the candles were burning because of the funeral. And the house caught on fire from the candles. And the sparks came from the house fire. And the barn burned from the sparks in the air. And the barn burned down. And the horse burned in a fire. And your dog ate some burned horse meat. And your dog died.

Farmer: What news was so shocking that caused my mother to die?

Hired Hand: When your wife ran away with the hired hand.

Farmer: But YOU'RE my hired hand!!

Both run off stage