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The doctor examines a man's leg, decides it must be amputated. After a gory operation, the doctor enters and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The amputee wants to hear the bad news first, so the doctor tells him he cut off the wrong leg. The doctor quickly reassures the horrified patient, however, by telling him that his other leg will be all right.