From Cubscoutpack.com

Setting: Cubmaster with Professor (adult dressed appropriately) and his special invention.

Cubmaster: We have called in a ceremony expert to help us tonight. I would like you to meet Professor Plop from M.I.T. (Mighty Ingenious Tech).

Professor: I’m still working on my special invention. It’s not quite perfected yet, but I’m close.

Cubmaster: That looks like quite a gadget.

Professor: It is, It is!!

Cubmaster: Well, we’ll get on with the Pack meeting and let you continue your work.

Den ____ has our flag ceremony tonight.

(Periodically during the Pack meeting, Cubmaster calls attention to Professor Plop and checks to see how he is coming along)